That's humour right? I'd love to get a copy of those drivers!
As to the games I've tried.... I haven't tried Quake, Q2, or Q3. Wouldn't those be OpenGL? What I've tried is NHL 2000, Grand Prix Legends and Sports Car GT. All in 3Dfx mode, and all fail. After the 3Dfx logo is displayed, I'm thrown back to the desktop.