kgeissler 0 Posted October 19, 2001 Subject: Be Careful Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is [censored] this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend whose drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. Share this post Link to post
Brian Frank 0 Posted October 19, 2001 Well...you could always go into the woods and, uh, *mark you territory* if ya know what I mean. Nothing dangerous in the urinals that you know of, right? Ooooh. I just thought of something: I'm currently working as a custodian, and clean a number of toilets. I hope I'm off the 28th! Share this post Link to post
