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Brian Frank

Common fixes for problems....

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I've just been thinking (whoa, news right there!) about the common fixes that are given to resolve problems:

 

Change the driver,

Uninstall it or remove it

Try a different one

Change ________ in BIOS

Reinstall it

Flash your BIOS

Pray to tech gods

Plead to tech gods

Grovel/weep to tech gods frown

Patch it to ____ version

Try the Compatibility app

Reinstall Windows

Make obscene gesture at computer

Swear at computer

Use "Gallagher" method to resolve problem;)

Just buy a whole new system

Switch to new OS:D

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Damn! Now you've let the secret out, anybody will be able to get their systems working by themselves!

 

Looks like I'm out of a job...

 

AndyF laugh

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Force is strong with this one master.

He is going to wreak havoc to all of our jobs. We all can sense it can't you.

 

Truth is guys make something foolproof, somebody will make a better fool.

I think our jobs are secure :);)

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True!

If IBM was making all the SW, than all of us would be flipping burgers or pulling pints probably smile

 

PS. There is nothing wrong with flipping burgers etc. It is just a figure of speech.

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Yeah...

but there's more money in fixing problems caused by people that don't know what they're doing--oh, waitaminute! We already covered that...;):P

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I was just trying to cover myself aginst people who are flipping burgers for living.

Some people are managing to get offended from anything.

I absolutely love my job.

This morning I dispatched an engineer for 3 machines not working.

Problem Burned out plug fuse £0.10,

Time taken, 15 Minutes

Call out Charge £250.00

Enjoyment: Unlimited.....

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Labor cost way more than the part?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughlaughlaughlaugh

 

Frickin' hilarious!

 

ow! I fell outta my chair onto my concrete floor.

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