Microsoft to split?

[clutch 1]

I don't know if any of you caught this bit of "news" before, but I thought I would share it with you:

 

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml

 

My fav part was this:

 

Quote:

Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site. "That was planned," he said. "It was a test of the Microsoft No Patch Access system. Went perfectly. No one was able to download anything."

 

Nice.

 

[jdulmage 0]

two words:

 

Get Real

[Admiral LSD 0]

one word (sort of): satirewire

 

think about it

[Davros 0]

Very funny!

[embj 0]

Yeah right!