What it Really Means...

[Mr.Guvernment 0]

Probably sene before but for those that have not

 

* WWW = World Wide Wait

* ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

* SCSI = System Can't See It

* DOS = Defective Operating System

* IBM = I Blame Microsoft

* PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics

* BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control

* APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

* CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly

* COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language

* AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

* MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed

* WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

* MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

* MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens

* PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

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[Brian Frank 0]

Good one.