felix 0 Posted December 19, 2003 I'm A SysAdmin Sung to the Monty Python classic "I'm A Lumberjack" [spoken] I never really wanted to be a scientist. I wanted to be...a...a SYSADMIN! [system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up] Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK, I grep all night and I chown all day. [choir] He's a sysadmin and he's OK, He greps all night and he chowns all day. I ping the nodes, I do PM, I awk and perl and sed. I've got a Star Wars lunchbox, And Tron sheets on my bed! [choir] He pings the nodes, he does PM, He awks and perls and seds. He's got a Star Wars lunchbox, And Tron sheets on his bed! I ping the nodes, I change the rates, I fork the processes. I wish that all my lusers would catch some rare disease! [choir, growing slightly uncomfortable] He pings the nodes, he changes rates, He forks the processes. He wishes all his lusers would catch some rare disease! [choir brightens as they repeat chorus] I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts. I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account! [choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off] He pings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts, He posts .gifs…? from Al Lowe's Humour Site - http://www.allowe.com [edit] 2 hours to go on last day before 2 week break, almost all work done, what's left to do - except maybe a full backup.......nah [/edit] Share this post Link to post
tsonta101 0 Posted December 21, 2003 I am definately stealing (copying and pasting) that one! man, that was a good laugh! .....says it comes in 32 oz cans, but only has 16oz of drink inside........ hehehe! Share this post Link to post
tsonta101 0 Posted December 22, 2003 Quote: Heh, go for it... I pinched it from someone WAY back in the mid-to-late 90's off forums, & laffed large like you must have reading it! thanx! Quote: Heck, I am sure we could all ADD to it, each one... folks here know enough to put in some GOOD ones I imagine! there's your first one: with Windows XP Beer, you have to activate it before you can pull the lid off. Also, you can take a used Windows 2000 cans back and get a Windows XP beer can for a special (upgrade) price...... Share this post Link to post
