Wilhelmus 1 Posted February 21, 2005 Answer to life the universe and everything. Google knowns. Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 21, 2005 Originally posted by Wilhelmus: Quote: Answer to life the universe and everything. Google knowns. Hmm, well that answer has always been 42 and of course Deep Thought gave us all the answer after about 7 million years of pondering this question And to top it off Deep Thought helped design the biological computer that could better and more propely ask the correct question instead of just the pat answer that 42 happens to be. That computer is called the Earth Share this post Link to post
AndyFair 0 Posted February 21, 2005 ...although unfortunately the computer was destroyed moments before the calculation was due to be finished. However, the partial calculation was discovered to be "what do you get if you multiply six by nine" There is a theory that says that if both the question and the answer are both known together in the same universe, then the universe will explode and something even more wildly absurd will be created in its place. There are some that believe this has already happened at least once. Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 21, 2005 I bet the Pan-Dimensional Beings (AKA the mice), were none too happy with the Vogon's when they destroyed the Earth to make way for a Hyper-Space Bypass Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 21, 2005 I think I'll become President of the the universe too and go steal some kind of hot-rod space craft, oh wait, what's this black ship doing just sitting here in the space dock. Nobody around I think I'll just take this one for a ride. Nice, it has improbability drive, I can be in every location in the known universe at the very same time, very cool ride Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 21, 2005 Originally posted by Alec§taar: LOL, "no matter where you go, there you are" (that is from a flick I know it... armies of darkness, n'est pas?) APK WRONG!!!! You have two more guesses APK Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Alec§taar: Quote: DAMN! LOL... ok, you always get me on flix iirc! Let's see... Kurt Russell's "BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA" ? (Not cheating & use GOOGLE yet, lol!) APK Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrong again, one more guess Share this post Link to post
felix 0 Posted February 22, 2005 Actually a simlar line was used in one the Brady Bunch movie (the latest one with Ben Stiller's wife Christine Taylor) Mike Brady says something like that when they are about to be kicked out of their house. AS for why I was watching that movie - show me one male over 21 in a western country who doesn't have fond memories of a Marcia Brady moment and I think it was raining that night. Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 22, 2005 DING, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!!!!!!! We have a winner, tell us what he won there Jay @Felix, yeah Marcia was nice, but I always had a thing for Eve Plumb(Jan) for some reason Share this post Link to post
felix 0 Posted February 22, 2005 True, but I'm assuming it was APK who got the right answer and the Brady Buch quote was just a nod to that film? Even though I'm a brunette man myself, there's something about long blonde hair. Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 22, 2005 I could delve deeper into that very subject, however I don't think it would be appropriate for this forum, heheheheheheehe Share this post Link to post
DosFreak 2 Posted February 22, 2005 Quote: A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips. "Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?" It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters into a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them. Share this post Link to post
jmmijo 1 Posted February 22, 2005 Don't forget that Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Emblazened in bold red text were the words: DON'T PANIC Share this post Link to post