I don't mean to piss everyone off..........

[felix 0]

Apparently my Doctor has seen him as a patient.....

 

He was treated with experimental electrostatic devices for mental instability.

 

My doc told me he used to rave about how MacOS would not run unless you put a text file full of random numbers on the hard drive and named it "run fast.txt".

 

He escaped from the asylum not long after, although YuppieScum's family were able to recapture him and chain his big toes together, rendering him motionless. Never the less, he is still having delusions regarding computer technology.....

 

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[BaronX 0]

This is getting out of control... hehe... Have we gone too far? Aren't u guys afraid that he might turn out like one of those high school freaks that goes out to gun everyone that hassle him down? Maybe he's plotting something to avenge himself right now! haha

[5t3ph3n 0]

yup i agree...

"The revenge of Jdulmage" or "Jdulmage first blood: part 2" or "Jdulmator 2"

 

Astalavista babe...

[Arin 0]

Hey, look at this!

 

Click Here!!!

 

Its shocking!

 

I did have the picture on the page, but figured that i would get introuble.

 

[This message has been edited by Arin (edited 06 May 2000).]

[5t3ph3n 0]

you're sick man!

[badboy 0]

That must be jdulmage talking though his a$$

[haute 0]

damn i miss Jdulmage but im 100% sure he just registered under a new name

 

also found a pic of his wife:

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by haute (edited 07 May 2000).]

[CM 1]

Quote:

You can call us from 12:00 pm to 6:00 pm, every day, and e-mail and icq anytime you want!

http://www.webtoolsplus.com/contact.html

[felix 0]

I can understand his problems....

 

HE'S CANADIAN ahhhhhhhhhh

[BaronX 0]

Haha... All the infos on him on his homepage! Even his phone! What a stupid kid!

Maybe should get a ICQ bomber and message him! haha... Evil rules!

 

(BTW, about the Canadian joke, not a good one! Coz I am one among others here...)

[5t3ph3n 0]

maybe we should send 1000's e-mails to his company http://www.webtoolsplus.com/index.html begging him to come back...

 

P.S. I hope it's really him and not another jdulmage...

[felix 0]

I like making jokes about other countries because I'm Aussie and only the Irish cop more sh1t than the Aussies (except maybe the Brits).

 

Tell me you've never told an Irish, Aussie or French joke.

 

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[FrogMaster 0]

Here is a French joke.

 

Two guys are talking :

- French guy : You the Swiss you really make us laugh with your Ministry of Marine and your National Navy !!!

- Swiss guy : And you frogs, what about your Finance Ministry ?!?!

 

[5t3ph3n 0]

not a joke but a quiz:

find the next (logical-sequenced) number and win a night with jdulmage:

 

1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, ...?...

[EddiE314 0]

I've told Polish jokes before. Mmmmm, Jdulmage's wife is pretty hot. Where can a guy go to get a piece of that good stuff?!?

 

 

Be back later, time for me to go puke.

[EddiE314 0]

Address: #9-821 Grey Street

Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

S4T-5G8

 

 

Phone: (306)949-8980

 

 

E-Mail: James Dulmage(jdulmage@webtoolsplus.com)

 

 

ICQ Number: 37985648

[EddiE314 0]

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ICQ History Log For:

37985648 DarkSiege

Started on Tue May 09 20:29:50 2000

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DarkSiege 5/9/2000 6:41 PM who are you?

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:19 PM are you jdulmage from NTCompatible?

 

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:20 PM yes

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:22 PM why did you stip posting on there?

 

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:23 PM stip??

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:24 PM stop

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:24 PM cause I didn't see a reason to continue

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:24 PM why? is it because of that post you made that

everyone made fun of you for?

 

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:25 PM no that's not it. That was funny. It's just

that I don't have any more questions to ask

and stuff. What's the big deal???

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:26 PM is that really your picture on there? Did you

register under a different name?

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:26 PM picture???

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:27 PM nevermind.

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:27 PM well, you don't even use a ****ing picture

when your on there.....I have no idea what

your talking about. If you would explain to me

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:28 PM go to page 3 and 4 of that post.

 

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:28 PM give me the address of it. I can't remember

where it is

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:28 PM http://www.ntcompatible.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/00

058.html

 

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:28 PM pile of losers man. All of them have no lives. I stopped posting on there and they made the message post 5 pages long themselves. That's the main reason why I never post on there anymore. Everyone on there is immature

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by EddiE314 (edited 10 May 2000).]

[jdulmage 0]

HAHAHA. Yeah, right......

 

listen to you guys. First, that isn't a picture of me, in fact, i don't have any pictures of me for use on a computer. Second, betting on me is lame. Most of you probably think that I am doing this for seriousness, when in fact, this is all an act i'm playing, so if you didn't know that then wake up. I also would like to shoot for 7 pages. But keep the tone down a little, i post merely for computer reasons, not to sit here and get personal **** thrown back at me.

[EddiE314 0]

DarkSiege 5/9/2000 8:45 PM yeah, it was all an act there buddy, it was

all FAKE. I merely did it to put some laughs

on the message board. I probably know more

about computers and software then half the

people signed up to NT Compatible

 

EddiE314 5/9/2000 8:46 PM maybe you do, so why are you getting pissed,

you say you did it for laughs, all of us on

NTCompatible are also doing it for fun. Is

that wrong? Everything that we say is fake as

well.

[jdulmage 0]

thank you Eddie, it's kinda fun. I haven't bothered to think of anything else stupid to post about computers....not yet

 

[EddiE314 0]

And i would just like to claim responsibility for bringing jdulmage back to good 'ol NTC.

[YuppieScum 0]

jdulmage is the lovechild offspring of a bizzarre genetics experiment involving Bill Gates, Larry Ellison, Scott McNealy and Steve Case...

 

Had to do this just to get my post count up to 600...

[haute 0]

Good work guys, ya tracked him down and his Dragged ass back to NTC. also if you want to see the real picture of him....... http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/images/up-men-00099.jpg

[beamrider 0]

I gotta tell you, I just found this board, and this post is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.......

[FrogMaster 0]

This thread is really going out of control!

As you have seen, Jdul has started another topic.

PLZ Admins, it is time to open a new section entirely dedicated to our friend. Title could be "MiscTechnoParanoidStuff"